A re-issue/redux of what is probably our edgiest program. Probably NSFW (or anywhere else for that matter):

This is a syntopical audio research project which presents examples of youth-based, heterosexual, 'May/December' relationships and their treatment in popular culture (particularly, songs) in an attempt to grasp the ultra-creepy (and meticulously accredited) youth-obsessed zeitgeist concerning this potentially scandalous, always inappropriate, and rather taboo subject matter.

This is a collage-format comprehensive cross-section of most of the songs that deal with this subject and is damn near definitive!

The entire program is just under an hour long and is a better version than ones released before this program's (v2.0's) release date.

This is mostly done in the 'conversational composition' style of the late Don Joyce (of Negativland).


If you wish to donate to our ministry you can go to nationalcynical.com/donate or become a patreon at patreon.com/nationalcynical or consider entering in a dollar amount for this program which goes back into the project.

All derived material in this program is used fairly, accredited, and transformed (remixed / fragmented / re-contextualized / re-worked) for the purpose of education, cultural reference, and to artistically capture the cultural conversation about the subject matter during the time of this program's creation.

This researched program is the result of an artistic and creative process which can be documented, and is meant to be heard, and taken in its entirety. Payment is not a prerequisite to get this package, though donations are appreciated.