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The National Cynical Network Unveils Our NEW Single:

'TRUMP STINKS!'

A parody of the J. Geils Band song 'Love Stinks!' as performed by AI Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

NOTE: Udated the track as of 6:55am PST on 2/3/2024. I think I finally got it like I want it now.

What led to this was that it was SO OBVIOUS a parody that I was WAITING for it to just SHOW UP on Youtube cuz I have it do this bookmarked search for Trump parody songs daily so I can keep track of what comes out and I JUST WASN'T SEE THIS and so finally I said GODDAMMIT I just got to go ahead and make this MYSELF. I only saw ONE THING on there ever and it was just the music and images, no vocals.

This single is also at SoundCloud (Free Download):

soundcloud.com/nationalcynical/ncn-trump-stinks

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Note: Parody is a protected form of expression, legal under U.S. Copyright law.

As always: Copy what you want. Use it as you wish.

lyrics

Lyrics:

He rapes her.
Then she sues him.
Then he blames somebody else.
He just can't win.

And so it goes.
'Til the day you die.
This thing they call Trump.
He'll make you cry.

We've paid our dues.
His ship still sinks.
One thing is for sure.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.

The stains are brown, and side by side.
That stank is gonna find you, yes, it will.
You just can't hide.

You'll smell the stench.
Like an open trench.
The farts will fly.
His cheeks will clench.

I don't care for any sorta... MAGA thing.
All I can say is...
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.

We've been through covid.
We know how he thinks.
We've been through it all.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.

Trump stinks.

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.
Love stinks, yeah, yeah.
Trump stinks.

Trump stinks.
Trump stinks, yeah, yeah,
Trump stinks,
Trump stinks,

Trump stinks, yeah, yeah,
Trump stinks,
Trump stinks,
Trump stinks,

credits

from Trump Stinks! (J. Geils Band AI Parody), released February 3, 2024
While I am putting this together I start thinking, 'well, maybe I just gotta go do a DIRECT SEARCH for it on there' since I had since figured out/remembred this was originally by J. Geils and there WAS one by 'miltonio' actually and they're at www.youtube.com/@miltonio and so I used THEIR finale for the ending, even though in my version it is modded out and extended a bit. I hope 'miltonio' does not mind my using that. I give them full credit and linkbacks. It's all for a good cause I feel.

Also the commentary voice that you hear on this track talking about Trump's flatulance and incontence and their causes is Neol Casler who is from episode #285 of 'The Hole Podcast'.

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The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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