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Midnight Voicejail - Episode 19 - Left & Right

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I'm a Black 02:06
Proposition 102 What do you think about that? Those junkies and those homos it really knocks them flat Take those who test positive and drag them through the mud if you do drugs or homo-sex it shows up in your blood And some day if we can let's take the ones with HIV and send them to Iran Proposition 95 What do you think about this? The hungry and the homeless They really don't exist Voting no on 95 will not make you a slob if they're so goddamn hungry why don't they get a job? And if you do drugs and alcohol Then you may end up homeless it'll be your own damn fault Don't vote for Dukakis He'll send us straight to hell Bush can run the country and he'll really run it well Those empty headed liberals must come to an end don't want no more inflation don't want no tax and spend I'm always right and I know how to live vote like I vote think like I think Be Conservative I hope you laughed at this song that I wrote Do as your heart tells you But just make sure and vote!
RU486 Debate 05:25
MVJ Outro 00:43


This is the nineteenth episode of the series Midnight Voicejail called 'Left & Right'.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH the album-length 'The Left & The Right' WHICH is part of the Midnight Voicejail 'Best of' series, and has a different cover) and which is available here:


This download includes the original (uncut) episode (in ordered tracks) as it was broadcast on KFJC in early 2000, shortly after the George W. Bush inauguration. It is political in content and might be controversial, politically incorrect, and NSFW.

The player is cued to the last track in the playlist which is the slightly shorter (with alternate ending) Radio Edit of the episode, all in one file.

The language in the 'Radio Edit' has been expurgated and the explicit humor and/or rhetoric in the recording has been toned down. It includes an alternate ending from the Uncut, original version.

Some of the material in the 'radio edit' version may be NSFW, and while it can be played on U.S. terrestrial radio, it is probably advisable to play it in safe harbor hours.

'Midnight Voicejal psychedelically follows the real-life exploits of The Voicejailers as they communicate on, and take over, voice mailbox systems in the 1980's and 1990's through recordings of real voice mail message, outgoings, and field recordings.

For the Midnight Voicejail FAQ go to:



Dislcaimer: This program is wholly a piece of artistic expression put together by Phineas Narco & The National Cynical Network and is meant to be heard in its entirety. It is a psychedelic audio documentary made about a number of people who utilized voice mail box systems in Silicon Valley during the 1980's and 1990's for the purpose of creating entertainment for their own amusement, and for socializing.

This program was made for the purpose of education, entertainment and artistic expression. It was made and heard originally on KFJC 89.7 FM in Los Altos California during the early 2000's.

This program is meant to be listened to, and taken, as a whole work, artistic in nature. Subsequently, more derivative tracks are not available separately.

All derived and referenced material used herein is meticulously accredited and/or fragmented / transformed / re-contextualized, and/or remixed from its original form, and is used fairly as a cultural reference in the subtext, and artistic narrative, of this unique 'syntopical' arrangement.

Any proceeds from this work are considered donations to express appreciation for, and to help support, the expenses of the project this program is a part of, and the creative work behind it, and is not a prerequisite fee in exchange for content. All voicemail material is used with the express consent of its owners.


released May 30, 2013

George W. Bush; The Bay Area Representative; Mr. 1:15 (Alexander T. Newport); Ronald Redball; Produced and Edited by Phineas Narco & The National Cynical Network




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The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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