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The Andrew Taint School for Sexual Predators [PREVIEW TRACKS​!​]

by NCN

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"What colour is your Bugatti? The impound yard needs to know for the requisition report."

These are two preview tracks from the upcoming project. Much more to come. Watch this space.

As of Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2023, these originally posted tracks were replaced with further developed **UPDATED VERSIONS** of the tracks. These are identical to the 'v3.0' versions that exist at the National Cynical Network SoundCloud page. For the 'v1.0' originally posted versions, you may stream those at the Phineas Narco Mixcloud site. However you will have to google this information to find it as Bandcamp proscribes direct links to it here.

If you want to keep abreast of when the entire project is going to be released, keep an eye on our SoundCloud account or follow us on there, we will be posting it there and also on our Bandcamp at nationalcynical.bandcamp.com here where it will be available on a name-your-own-price ($0 is fine) basis. Or follow us on our Patreon at patreon.com/nationalcynical.

Andrew Tate is a controversial public and online figure who has recently been arrested and is currently in jail in Romania, awaiting trial on sex trafficking and fraud charges. He moved to Romania, from the UK, as he once admitted, so that he could enjoy the more lax sex-crimes laws there. He has been accused of sexual assault in the UK by a number of women.

Tate is a self-described poster-boy for 'toxic-masculinity' who long-standing frequently employs the story of the 1999 film 'The Matrix' to describe his worldview (a story that was made up incidently by two trans women who have since said that it has a heavily inspired sub-text of trans self-actualization, so... make of that what you will), frequently refers himself as 'Morpheus' (one of the key characters in the story and the first voice heard in this track) who is offering the 'red pill' of enlightenment to potential adherents who presumably pay him SCADS of money for such specialized knowledge (the pill in the movie, btw was offered for free) and has characterized his recent arrest as 'The Matrix fighting back' or breaking through to him or words to that effect.

This matching duo of preview tracks (Part 1 and 2) stands the Matrix-metaphor on its ear, in part exposing Tate's self-admitted online scam, in detail, through a collage of such expose's which NCN has researched and in Part 2, speculates, we think hilariously, on what would happen if Tate took the 'Red Pill' himself, but be warned, the material in that segment does ultimately get raunchy.

Most of the individual pieces in this mix (which is the result of creative effort) were painstakingly assembled by NCN and have never ever existed in this form before January 2023, but most pieces, individually were not created by NCN but rather were created by various mainstream, underground, obscure, or DIY artists and are being used (fairly) in this mix for the purpose of cultural reference in the cultural conversation that this creative projects seeks to artistically depict. All derived material has been somehow transformed here (either by fragmentation, remixture or re-contextualization) or is being used as a cultural touchstone in this project's narrative. I will try to fill in the proper accreditation for these, over time. If anyone has any questions as to used source material please feel free to contact me through Facebook or make a comment on the Mixcloud page to ask. It is NCN's hope and intention that our use of these artists' work increases their scope and their audience and get them more attention. They deserve it. We feel that they were important, and/or interesting and/or worthwhile voices in the cultural conversation that we are trying to portray and capture with this program.

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released January 23, 2023

Credits in order of play - re-occurences are not noted (SPOILERS): The Matrix (1999) (Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves); Junki XL & Don Davis - Red Pill, Blue Pill; Scratch - The Red Pill (Infiniti's Born Into Bondage Mix); Cobrastethic; Andrew Tate; The Simpsons; J. Aubrey's 'The Decay of Andrew Tate - TikTok's Worst Alpha Male'; illuminaughti's 'Andrew Tate The Incel King - Multi Level Mondays' from The Corporate Casket youtube channel; Vaush (Youtuber and Twitch-Streamer); John Wayne; Music from 'Matrix: Revolutions' (2003) OST by Don Davis; Hasan Piker (Youtuber and Twitch-Streamer); Adin Ross; Jordan Welch; NG24 Productions - The Matrix Blue / Red Pill Remix; Eclectic Method; Andrew Tate - The Matrix (Drill Remix); Kyle & Corin (Secular Talk); Scratch-D Vs. H-Bomb - The Red Pill (Original Mix); very tall bart; Dr. Jordan B. Peterson; Piers Morgan




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The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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