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The Best of Midnight Voicejail Vol. 6: The Left & The Right

by NCN

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Star Wars 02:28
MLK Day 01:07
I'm a Black 02:04
Adversaries 02:22
Proposition 102 What do you think about that? Those junkies and those homos it really knocks them flat Take those who test positive and drag them through the mud if you do drugs or homo-sex it shows up in your blood And some day if we can let's take the ones with HIV and send them to Iran Proposition 95 What do you think about this? The hungry and the homeless They really don't exist Voting no on 95 will not make you a slob if they're so goddamn hungry why don't they get a job? And if you do drugs and alcohol Then you may end up homeless it'll be your own damn fault Don't vote for Dukakis He'll send us straight to hell Bush can run the country and he'll really run it well Those empty headed liberals must come to an end don't want no more inflation don't want no tax and spend I'm always right and I know how to live vote like I vote think like I think Be Conservative I hope you laughed at this song that I wrote Do as your heart tells you But just make sure and vote!
Dammit 01:31


This 'Best of' collection is about politics and is not to be confused with Episode 19 of the Midnight Voicejail original series titled 'Left & Right'. That program is much shorter (both in content and title length) than this 'Best of' Edition.

Sometimes 'Best of' excerpts for this series are modified a bit from their original form.

'Midnight Voicejal psychedelically follows the real-life exploits of The Voicejailers as they communicate on, and take over, voice mailbox systems in the 1980's and 1990's through recordings of real voice mail message, outgoings, and field recordings.

For the Midnight Voicejail FAQ go to:

This program is meant to be listened to, and taken, as a whole work, artistic in nature. Subsequently, more derivative tracks are not available separately.

All derived and referenced material used herein is meticulously accredited and/or fragmented / transformed / re-contextualized, and/or remixed from its original form, and is used fairly as a cultural reference in the subtext, and artistic narrative, of this unique 'syntopical' arrangement.


released May 30, 2013

Phineas Narco; The Bay Area Representative; Alexander T. Newport; Ronald Redball; Earl Grey;




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The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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