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The Inappropriate Age Relationships Show v2​.​0

by NCN

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neur0dancer The entire program is an hour long and is a better version than ones released before this program's (v2.0's) release date.
This is mostly done in the 'conversational composition' style of the late Don Joyce (of Negativland).This album is a complete work, artistic in nature, and should be considered as a whole work.
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NCN Intro 00:06
One Five 01:35
One Six One 02:56
Memories Mix 09:38
Go Away 02:29
Standing 05:05
One Six Two 10:22


A re-issue/redux of what is probably our edgiest program. Probably NSFW (or anywhere else for that matter):

This is a syntopical audio research project which presents examples of youth-based, heterosexual, 'May/December' relationships and their treatment in popular culture (particularly, songs) in an attempt to grasp the ultra-creepy (and meticulously accredited) youth-obsessed zeitgeist concerning this potentially scandalous, always inappropriate, and rather taboo subject matter.

This is a collage-format comprehensive cross-section of most of the songs that deal with this subject and is damn near definitive!

The entire program is just under an hour long and is a better version than ones released before this program's (v2.0's) release date.

This is mostly done in the 'conversational composition' style of the late Don Joyce (of Negativland).

If you wish to donate to our ministry you can go to nationalcynical.com/donate or become a patreon at patreon.com/nationalcynical or consider entering in a dollar amount for this program which goes back into the project.

All derived material in this program is used fairly, accredited, and transformed (remixed / fragmented / re-contextualized / re-worked) for the purpose of education, cultural reference, and to artistically capture the cultural conversation about the subject matter during the time of this program's creation.

This researched program is the result of an artistic and creative process which can be documented, and is meant to be heard, and taken in its entirety. Payment is not a prerequisite to get this package, though donations are appreciated.


released September 20, 2015

Phineas Narco (producer and editor and researcher); See individual track listings for the corresponding accredited excerpted sources.




The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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