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Chocolate Deadly Chocolate

from Deadly Chocolate by NCN & Friends

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This song was written by TradeMark Gunderson of the Evolution Control Committee. TradeMark and Phineas and Univac sing the song. The music is a MIDI karaoke version of the song 'Sunday, Bloody Sunday' of which this is a parody.

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I can't believe the news today
Chocolate in my eyes and it won't go away
How long? Til the end of this dumb song?

Because Today...
Chocolate and DDT were born today

A vat of chocolate at his feet
Vincent Smith II feels the heat
Suddenly he starts to fall
and he leads out that fatal call

Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate

You say that chocolate's just for fun
But chocolate's reign of terror has just begun
Just sugar and cocoa at the start
But add some DDT and let the killing start

How long? Til the end of this dumb song?

Because Today...
Chocolate and DDT were born today

Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate

(instrumental bridge)

It's Poison Chocolate Day!

Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate

(repeat)

And you know your dog is not immune
Chocolate's poison spells rover's doom
Bake it up into a pie
Another wedge, another dies

We're the survivors, me and you
See what brown can do for you

Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate
Chocolate, Deadly Chocolate

credits

from Deadly Chocolate, released February 28, 2013
dAS, Ninah Pixie (Big City Orchestra), Phineas Narco (The National Cynical Network) (singing), TradeMark Gunderson (Evolution Control Committee) (writing and singing), UNIVAC (singing).

Big City Orchestra: www.ubuibi.org
Evolution Control Committee: evolution-control.com
UNIVAC: techdweeb.com
NCN: www.nationalcynical.com

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The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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