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I Can't Fap to That (NSFW Parody)

from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies) by Phineas Narco

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Parody of 'I Can't Go For That' by Daryl Hall and John Oates
Explicit lyrics, listener discretion is advised
May be NSFW

lyrics

Grannies in bondage
sniffing jockey shorts
Siamese triplets, with cleft palletes,
playing watersports

Lactating pregnant clowns
humping bread dough
Guys getting hit in the balls
with a yo-yo

yeah
Now.. I- I-- I'll watch anything
that you want me tooooo
yeah and I- I'll
pass on most anything
that you want me tooo yeah

But I can't fap to that
no-oh no can do
No, I can't fap to that
no- no can do
(etc.)

(sounds of keyboard)

Jehovah witnesses
fist-fucked with lard
Women with high heels
stomping on the gas pedal hard

Fan fiction porn about
Joe Piscopo
Santa Claus getting spanked
and saying 'ho ho ho'

yeah
I-- I-- I'll click anything
that you want me tooooo
yeah and I-- I'll
look up most anything
that you want me tooo yeah

But I can't fap to that
no- no can do
No I can't fap to that
(etc.)

(sounds of keyboard)

"Oh my god, let's see what we got here...
Ugh! Jesus. Oh, what is that? Squid?
But she's--she's not going to put it-- oh my god,
Oh my god, there's a whole bunch of these..."

(sounds of keyboard)

yeah
I-- I-- I'll click anything
that you want me tooooo
yeah and I-- I-- I'll
look up most anything
that you want me tooo yeah

But I can't fap to that
no-oh no can do
No I can't fap to that (etc.)
no ooh
no can do

(sounds of keyboard)

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from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies), released August 29, 2012
Hall & Oates (music)
Phineas Narco (lyrics and lead vocals)

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The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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