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A parody of the song by Coldplay 'Yellow'. Words written and sung by Phineas.

This piece also appears on the album 'Straight Outta Klonopin' which can be found on Amazon, cdbaby or iTunes.

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ain't got no teeth but I need something to chew
so guess what I did do--I had some jello

I had some gum some soup and pudding too
but I'm just someone who likes to eat jello

I ate so much my belly started to hurt
I threw up on my shirt and it was all jello

I love to pierce the chewy skin on top
it's fun to poke it and to make it pop
do you know, you know I love it so
I love my jello so

I went to see The Dead Kennedys
The singer happened to be named Jello
went to see the women's wrestling
and they were wrestling in jello

Later that night, the waiter said to me
'maybe you'd like to try some raspberry'

I said 'no thanks, I'll have the strawberry'
But he just looked at me

(Booper solo)

I went to sleep my stomach full of goo
and then I woke up to more jello
I have it for my lunch and dinner too
Oh nothing else will do....

credits

from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies), released August 29, 2012
Coldplay; Phineas Narco (lyrics and vocals); Don Joyce (booper)

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The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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