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Steve Buscemi Eyes (Parody)

from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies) by Phineas Narco

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This is a parody of 'Bette Davis Eyes' by Kim Carnes. Steve Buscemi is a Hollywood actor with weird eyes. Putting his eyes on various other people with photoshop was a meme back in 2011.

I may be mis-pronouncing his last name in this song.

The video for this song is here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJVhEvBeo8

lyrics

Her face is pretty old
It looks like two eggs, fried
and though this may sound cold
she's got Steve Buscemi Eyes

She'll turn those glass-balls on you
and you'll have to look twice
they're bulging out right at you
she's got Steve Buscemi Eyes

She looks mellow, cheeks are sallow,
like that Reservoir Dogs fellow
looks like E.T. when she blinks she
looks like meatballs in linguini

All her boyfriends say she looks high
she's got Steve Buscemi Eyes

She'll let you take her home
she won't put up a fight
but when she takes her shades off
she's got Steve Buscemi Eyes

And her eyelids look like hemorrhoids
Yes, she needs to check her thyroid
Looks atrocious and she knows just
what it takes to make us nauseous

All the doctors think she will die
she's got Steve Buscemi Eyes

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from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies), released August 29, 2012
Kim Carnes (music) / Phineas Narco (vocals and lyrics)

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The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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