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Tubshitting Moron (Parody)

from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies) by Phineas Narco

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From 2005: This is dedicated to the guy from the Date Rapists who shit in the hot tub on X-Day, a Subgenius event in Brushwood NY in 1998. It is a parody of 'Working Class Hero' by John Lennon

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I shit in the hot tub
at X-Day that year
It took many gallons
to make it all clear
Now the saucers
have left me
I'm stranded
right here

A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be
A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be

I shit the tub
and made everyone sick
by trying just to fart once
and letting her rip
now I'm stranded in Brushwood
Left holding my dick

A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be
A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be

I used to play
with the Date Rapist's band
but the Xists they came
and destroyed the whole land
Now I'm stuck in a world
without slack I can't stand

A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be
A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be

When they've tortured and burned you
til your ass is red
the Xists will stomp you and rip off your head
then they'll shit down your neck stump
and leave you for dead

A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be
A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be

You wish you were on
planet X with the mob
but first, you must learn
to smile just like "Bob"
so you just sit there in
the brown water and sob

A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be
A tubshitting moron
is nothing to be

If you want to be an asshole
then just follow me

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from Phinny Sings! (Covers and Parodies), released August 29, 2012
John Lennon (music) / Phineas Narco (words and vocals)

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The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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