Attention Attention! I'm putting you ALL on notice. If ANYBODY on my Facebook friends list ever EVER disagrees with ANYTHING I have to say at any time? They can unfriend me right friggen NOW. How dare you? I will not tolerate intolerance, you unbelievably rotten scum-sucking piece of reeking, putrescent pond filth.

If you can't handle that, then you can just... Unfriend me... now.

Unfriend me now, if we disagree
Unfriend me now, if you're not just like me
Though I won't tell you this face to face
Our online friendship it has gone to waste,
so unfriend me now, just let me be.

Unfriend me now, you SHOULD just let me go
Unfriend me now, CUZ we ain't buddies no mo'
You go and comment on a post of mine
And you take issue with what I find
Just unfriend me now, immediately

If you like Trump, and dislike Hillary
Then you'll be dumped, categorically
Unfriend me now, be on your way
I never really liked you that much anyway

Unfriend me now, get off my Facebook page
Unfriend me now, you're filling me up with rage
If you're at odds with anything I wrote
If you're not voting how I plan to vote
Just unfriend me now, seriously...

Yes unfriend me now if you don't believe in... global warming, gay marriage, Obamacare, vaccines, the dangers of flurodiation, Alex Jones, false-flag operations, gun control, the second law of thermodynamics, or if you don't fucking love science, our lord Jesus Christ, or if you don't think that all lives matter, or if you just don't like cats (meow).

Unfriend me now. You're dead to me!

And if you're voting for that Bernie guy
I hope your testes shrivel up and die
If you don't like the things I like
Just hit the road Jack go take a hike

Unfriend me now, you don't go my way
Unfriend me now, I don't like what you say

Differing opinions really upset me

just go find another place to be
and unfriend me now just set me free

Just set me free
Just set me free
Just set me free
Just set me free