Warning: This track is Not Safe For Work or probably anywhere else either. Use listener discretion. Playing this track on commercial radio is not advised even in safe harbor hours.

Variations on 'WAP' originally by Cardi B and feat. Megan Thee Stallion. A fun song, but pornographic as far as the lyrics go. Probably the only song to mention 'kegels' that we can think of. 'WAP' stands for 'Wet Ass Pussy' in case you were wondering.

The first version we hear is a Las Vegas lounge-act version of the song, quite different than the original, done by Richard Cheese, this segues into 'The Devil WAPped Down to Georgia' by DJ Cummerbund which is a mash-up of the original song WAP with Charlie Daniels' 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia'. In this version medley, 'The Devil WAPped....' starts well into the song. This is the original version of the mashup as it appeared briefly on youtube before it got yanked and re-uploaded for some reason, but we are not sure how it was changed.

At this point, we get into the first specifically Trump-oriented material of the program presenting 'WAP + Trump - Boom. Boom. Boom.' by Pink Buddah. This contains none of the lyrics of 'WAP' but might have been intended as a pastiche or a version of the song's radio edit which is supposed to be like an entirely different song. This song existed well before the inevitable well-done and faithful Maestro Ziikos (who creates Trump singing songs using samples and auto-tune) version which we hear at the end of the track.