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The monkeys are asleep today I saw them down on fifth street bumming cigarettes and staring at the cracks there in the floor The monkeys are asleep today they're sending out their resumes auditioning for plays we've seen a thousand times before The monkeys are asleep today I see them laughing nervously their bare-faced painted smiles they just don't cut it anymore The monkeys are asleep today They're trying to walk upright but the lives upon their backs won't let them quite fit through the door The monkeys are asleep today they're getting laid in restroom stalls their backs are up against the walls with nothing in their hands The monkeys are asleep today they're crawling in the sidewalk cracks they're much too tired for fighting back they fill the shopping malls The monkeys are asleep today they're sitting in their cubicles I saw them crossing Market Street with briefcases in tow The monkeys are asleep today they're getting stuck in traffic jams they haven't figured out quite yet they've got nowhere to go.
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NOTE--This is not to be confused with the much shorter Midnight Voicejail Episode 17 called 'Monkey Pizza' which inspired this longer playing program.

Monkey Pizza (The Midnight Voicejail Episode) can be found here:

nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/album/midnight-voicejail-episode-17-monkey-pizza

This is a collage program utilizing an extensive mix-up of hundreds of different elements all revolving around two subjects: Monkey(s) and Pizza. It is meant to be predominantly humorous in effect.

Equivalent of a double cd. Tracks 1-14 comprise the first disk, and the rest of the tracks comprise the second. This is the 2014 Mix as heard on The National Cynical Network radio program on February 9th, 2014.

This program, in all, represents work done over 3 years.

All obscenities have been bleeped but Track 23 (not streamable) may be NSFW due to politically incorrect language.



If you wish to donate to our ministry you can go to nationalcynical.com/donate or become a patreon at patreon.com/nationalcynical or consider entering in a dollar amount for this program which goes back into the project.

All derived material in this program is used fairly, accredited, and transformed (remixed / fragmented / re-contextualized / re-worked) for the purpose of education, cultural reference, and to artistically capture the cultural conversation about the subject matter during the time of this program's creation.

This researched program is the result of an artistic and creative process which can be documented, and is meant to be heard, and taken in its entirety. Payment is not a prerequisite to get this package, though donations are appreciated.

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released February 10, 2014

Ronald Redball; Alexander T. Newport; Mr. Chemist; others. Various others, see liner notes available with program.

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The National Cynical Network San Jose, California

The National Cynical Network (NCN) is a long-running, SF Bay Area alternate programming media remix project. It originally consisted of a trio of SF Bay-Area based radio collage artists: Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball and Alexander T. Newport. NCN seeks to play *with* music , using sound, and video media samples in the process of media collage or 'mediage'. ... more

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